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‘What’s something someone did in your house that they never got an invite back?’ – 18 obnoxious house guests who need to find a new place to stay

10.
‘My husband and I hosted dinners for “strays” during the holidays. We were in the service, and there were always some who couldn’t get home to family.

‘One woman accepted the invite and reiterated that she wouldn’t eat the planned Prime Rib. I made a fish entree for her.

‘She arrived a bit late – a blizzard had begun. She started by presenting me with a “proper” cheese slicer, insisting I was a poor hostess for using a knife/cutting board. .

‘Then she announced she’d made the 2-hr. drive with a migraine, as she grabbed a bottle of wine. She drank it all before the salads were finished. Next came a loud, curse-laden complaint about the twice-baked potato. “Who put f-in meat in the potato?”. I’d used aged, smoked cheddar. .

‘Finally, she shoved away from the table and stomped upstairs, not to return. We found her passed out cold in the guest room hours later.

‘She awoke the next day and asked what I’d planned for “girls’ day.” I can’t recall how I got her to leave, but, nope, never again.

\The kicker? She called a few months later to ask me to be a bridesmaid. Period costume, in July, in Savannah, GA. Hard pass.’
activedisinterest

11.
‘It wasnt too bad but pissed me off so much I never allowed them over again:

‘First time they visited my apartment I welcomed them in and said “its not much but I like it” (referring to the apartment, a nicer 2Bed/2ba I had moved into after living in a shitty 1B/1b downtown. It was an old place but in good shape.)

‘They looked around and said “yea its pretty shitty”.

‘Meanwhile this asshole had never moved out of their parent’s house or paid their own rent.’
milesmx

12.
‘Complained about how expensive it was for her and her husband to come to our dinner party. Between the babysitter, parking, and the bottle of wine they brought us, she was very offended and loudly told us so.’
INXSfan

13.
‘Brought their new golden retriever puppy over to help it socialize. Cool with me.

‘They then spent the entire time sitting on their couch on the phone, ignoring me and the animals.

‘When their dog pissed all over my carpet, I got the carpet cleaner out and said “here you go”. My friend just stared at me blankly and went back to their phone. I kicked them out immediately, not only did they never get an invite back they ceased to be my friend after that.’
Soggy-School-5883

14.
‘Got pissed of that I wasn’t “welcoming enough” when I was 6 weeks post Partum and severely depressed. Then tried to say they can’t see our child because I don’t make them feel welcome. They showed up uninvited while I was in desperate need of a shower and in the depths if trying to breastfeed. Like of course I’m not fucking welcoming?!?!’
youngmomtoj

15.
‘Took my daughter’s balloon, held it above his head where she couldn’t reach it (she was probably three at the time), and then used that as an excuse to yell at her for being rude. Literally yell. When I came in and heard him, he came up with some story that she was hitting him or screaming for it or something. I had a Ring cam in my living room I went back and watched and was MORTIFIED with what I saw.’
UnderstandingFew790

16.
‘Had a friend come over to have dinner and play some games with a few other friends. She got absolutely blackout drunk in a couple hours, threw up all over the couch; had to put her on a different couch because she couldn’t leave and we didn’t know anyone who could pick her up. My roommate and I agreed she was never to be welcomed back.’
pleasantly-dumb

17.
‘Sister in law came to see my wife for the first time in 5 years after the birth of our daughter. She was at our house for about 20 minutes when she asked if she could go make some coffee with our keurig because they had driven for 11 hours.

‘I made coffee with that thing daily so I knew it would take at most 5 minutes start to finish to make a cup so when she hadn’t come back after 15 minutes i went to check and make sure she was good. I found her doing lines of cocaine on our kitchen counter and when I confronted her about it she told me “I thought you knew that making coffee was code for a little pick me up.” She hasn’t stepped foot in our house since.
DXMAstronaut

18.
‘One of my husband’s great friend brought his new gf to our home for the first time. It was no get to know you, how are you, anything? She said, I hope you don’t have cats! ( we have 2) I don’t like them. You better keep them off of me. I just looked at my husband because I was stunned this was our introduction to this person. I said, I make no guarantees! At that point I made no effort to keep them off or away. Had she been nice or allergic I would have accommodated. But I was done with her immediately!’
Fishingurl

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