‘What do you secretly judge people for?’ 23 actions that will see you harshly condemned in the minds of strangers
13.
‘The nonsense names some people give their children.’
–furrycroissant
14.
‘Being obnoxious in any capacity. You are not the only person to exist, please do one.’
–PKblaze
15.
‘When people pronounce ‘th’ as ‘f’. For example: ‘free’ rather than ‘three’.’
–Poo_Poo_La_Foo
16.
‘People who have to rush around for no reason. They push by you on the escalator like a rude beggar, to just end up standing next to you on the tube platform like a brainless zombie. How did that work out for you?’
–voxxyhair
17.
‘People who walk down the street with their head down staring at their phone. I get around in a 125kg powerchair so if someone not looking where they’re going walks into me, I’ll be in pain but they’ll be absolutely fucked, and I can’t just side step to avoid them.
‘I’ve taken to shouting ‘Look up!’ at about three metres away and enjoy watching them leap aside. Extra rage for people who do this on station platforms, tube platforms, anywhere near water etc. It’s not hard to just not look at your phone for five minutes.’
–mylittlemudkip
18.
‘People who use spray deodorant/body spray in enclosed public places (trains, small windowless changing rooms).’
–floccinaucinili
19.
‘Religious street preachers (would love to know their conversion rates).’
–DimensionTiny8725
20.
‘No spatial awareness. I see so many people slowly zigzagging across the pavement. Or have their dogs occupy the entire pavement. Or stop abruptly. Or look left while walking right. Or enter/leave the tram/train and just stand there, not realising there are people behind them trying to get into/leave the public transport.’
–correctedboat
21.
‘I judge people for eating McDonald’s while I’m eating McDonald’s.’
–BJWJ96
22.
‘Groups of guys on the train loudly going EYYY, WAHEEYYY, EEEHHHH! I get it you’re lads lads lads but you’re in a shared space just be quiet, it’s not hard.’
–orangesapplespears
23.
‘Pretty much everything. Even things I do myself because I’m a big fat hypocrite and it’s okay when I do something because I think my intentions are obviously purer than everyone else’s.’
–drugdealersdream
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