Reports of a crash involving a truck carrying herpes-infected monkeys caused an outbreak of sick burns – 17 top bananas
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Ahh good. Hadn’t finished up my 2025 bingo card yet. https://t.co/QkYr60MkoD pic.twitter.com/ZrAe1PkigF
— Hunting the Hunters (@thewinteranon) October 28, 2025
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Me just causally shopping @amazon pic.twitter.com/z1FcYsbq4H
— KongatelloPharmacist (@Kongatello_RPh) October 29, 2025
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Hey Hey We’re the Monkeys, carrying Diseases Around
21 monkeys were on the Truck
15 Remained Caged
6 of them Escaped
5 Captured
20 Euthanized1 Still on the Loose, Good Luck pic.twitter.com/x0l2N05Rig
— Beard Vet (@Beard_Vet) October 28, 2025
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Lemme order 3300 of them.
I have something in mind https://t.co/TkLiQzdLe5— Bad Bauaa (@evilspinoza) October 29, 2025
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we all died in 2020 and the simulation is just keeping us going out of cosmic spite https://t.co/UDqBRuBCXb
— KIM YEE (HAW) (@kimyeehaw) October 28, 2025
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Not this again… https://t.co/M0M0A340EA pic.twitter.com/MHCb2Wq8jL
— (@DcLidstone) October 28, 2025
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Donald Trump’s presidency just entered the Outbreak stage https://t.co/Q89rvEHwOA
— #YoureNotThePresident (@StopTrumpSign) October 28, 2025
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each word is more insane than the last https://t.co/K3w4HqmCVt
— tate (@50FirstTates) October 28, 2025
We’ll just leave this here.
So may I ask the obvious question, why do we have a truck full of monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes and COVID?
— Ben Schaeffer (@BenSchaeffer_) October 28, 2025
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