Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote
— sam (@sam_niac) October 28, 2025
14.
subs – are you sure you checked ALL the details? pic.twitter.com/0ptJuO3XaI
— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) October 30, 2025
15.
Off to the theatre. I've been before, but the play is pretty Moorish. pic.twitter.com/cLehQRB8hV
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) October 29, 2025
16.
I don’t need an app for my washing machine, but I would like it to stop gaslighting me about that 1 minute left.
— krista (@kristabellerina) October 28, 2025
17.
Imagine you were minding your own business, watching a cheeky Columbo and then bang. Lovejoy rocks up. pic.twitter.com/Vy82Lb8nPv
— Manfuego (@manfuego007) October 26, 2025
18.
Ghostface could never survive in 2025. Nobody answers the phone anymore.
— 尺乇乃乇ccﾑ (@cheeky__gal) October 28, 2025
19.
Shout out to the dads who make silent sacrifices pic.twitter.com/unALhAk0mp
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 25, 2025
20.
anyone else just sit in pain on the couch cause you have to pee but you finally sat down and you don't want to move again?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 29, 2025
21.
Who’s in charge there, Ted Rogers? https://t.co/ghLynbOPXe
— Hello, This is Ivan (@hellothisisivan) October 25, 2025
22.
“And how would you like your chicken nugget prepared, sir?”
“In the shape of a dinosaur chosen by the chef, please.”
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) October 28, 2025
23.
you’re literally a rocket man, why should it be a long long time?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) October 28, 2025
24.
Brushing my teeth last night, I looked into the bathroom mirror and was shocked by the old man staring back at me. I really need to get that hole fixed.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) October 29, 2025
25.
Harry Styles and Eminem getting married 30 years in the future. pic.twitter.com/o5T2yt5cYm
— Florence Lox (@floboflo) October 30, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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