Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

Disgusting!!! No mention of Christmas anywhere. We are literally too scared to say we’re a Christian nation any more.
They were always called Christmas Sprouts before the woke took over. pic.twitter.com/xpFLHDLav0

— Florence Lox (@floboflo) November 9, 2025

14.

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) November 9, 2025

15.

In the 1950s, an average working class man could buy this house, support motel guests and a stay-at-home mom. pic.twitter.com/iXLhiZUz5X

— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) November 13, 2025

16.

A house becomes a home when it has a drawer with a screw that looks too important to throw out but you have no idea where it came from.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 11, 2025

17.

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs or a new kitchen.

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) November 9, 2025

18.

Me: I’m so comfortable right now that nothing can ruin this moment.

Bladder: Hi.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 10, 2025

19.

I just tried to put eye drops in my eyes while my glasses were on, but yeah, I'm doing okay. Thanks for asking.

— Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow) November 10, 2025

20.

you be fighting for ur life financially then all your toiletries run out at the same time

— Minga (@KillaMinga) November 9, 2025

21.

I think i’m going to start a site called
“Older Fans,” where we can all just show and tell each other what hurts and what miniscule task we were doing that caused the pain

— Super Mark (@supermarkusa) November 9, 2025

22.

I’m an adult but not a “Keep my composure when the ketchup bottle makes fart noises” adult

— Bad Mikey (@BadMikeyBad) November 10, 2025

23.

I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40.
They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.

— Vicky (@Vicky88201582) November 12, 2025

24.

Don’t call it this please I’m just trying to get anti nausea don’t rope me in with the bum people pic.twitter.com/hF4oJ54ZEY

— kelsie (@iPad_Latino) November 9, 2025

25.

I just found out my TV remote works through the blanket and this is like discovering uranium in your backyard

— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) November 8, 2025

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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