Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
My diagnosis of chronic "Nintendo Thumb" will make sure that I am excused from any future military drafts
— Party Waffle (@PartyWaffle) November 20, 2025
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I've learned lots of lessons over the years but I still haven't learned not to go to the grocery store when I'm hungry.
— Delilah (@Noshitdelilah) November 16, 2025
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Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Hell, I do that now.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) November 20, 2025
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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don't have to hear anyone at the table say, "moist."
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 18, 2025
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Me making first payment of 50-year mortgage pic.twitter.com/gsRJwsyqA2
— naiive (@naiivememe) November 19, 2025
18.
Getting my nose pierced but not wearing a ring to maximize airflow
— Merry Jinmas (@EdgarPoop1) November 19, 2025
19.
Please remember, if you read any of my posts that don't apply to your particular circumstances, it is IMPERATIVE that you reply pointing this out.
A disapproving tone is encouraged but not vital.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) November 16, 2025
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Ah, mid-November, when Christmas is still far enough away to be mistaken for a gaily-dressed friend waving at you in the distance, just before you realise it’s a psychopath in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw and running towards you at high speed.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) November 15, 2025
21.
The downside of living alone with animals is that they never laugh at farts
— JP (@JPLFR80) November 14, 2025
22.
Sometimes people compliment me on my inner strength.
I like to remind those people that I have been taken out by attempting to hole puch through 10 sheets of paper at once.
— KoKeni Snap'sSquatch (@KoKeniSaskqatch) November 19, 2025
23.
Your cat when you feed it five minutes late. pic.twitter.com/2IT2XIgviF
— Late Night with Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth) November 20, 2025
24.
"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning"
Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas: pic.twitter.com/EeprlYFBMQ— ᥫ᭡ (@quesadaaa_) November 18, 2025
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I loved FRANKENSTEIN, but i did think it was weird del Toro ended the movie with this quote pic.twitter.com/PE81Ezj0ah
— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) November 17, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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