Arch Maga Laura Loomer announced that she wants a king, and got a right royal roasting – 17 top takes
10.
‘I want a King.’
Laura, sweetie… you’re not edgy. You’re just proving your brain has the battery life of a smoke detector.
America didn’t fight a whole revolution so you could cosplay as a medieval court jester.— Terra ☮️ ✌️ (@Iget2bme72) November 27, 2025
11.
Then fucking move to Saudi Arabia https://t.co/aWf4TZmXDS
— Hutch (@hutchinson) November 27, 2025
12.
Laura Loomer wants a king. That explains a lot, actually. pic.twitter.com/KN9x8oU3Jy
— DN (@Yousavewithus) November 27, 2025
13.
Maga is the most pathetic, submissive beta movement of all time. https://t.co/uKXyKTKuER
— Benjamin K (@Bkmaul) November 27, 2025
14.
I KNEW YOU'D COME CRAWLING BACK… pic.twitter.com/vqto9VA1HX
— Grant Taylor (@craftmoor) November 27, 2025
15.
I love how they claim to be so American and yet there is, by definition, nothing more un-american than wanting to be ruled by a king
— danny (@imageofDanny) November 27, 2025
16.
People say leftists hate America but you’re honestly a fucking traitor for saying this shit pic.twitter.com/Ot7MQSGUhG
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) November 27, 2025
17.
MAGA is getting so much more honest about being monarchists. https://t.co/PVu2K0PWpX
— Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) November 27, 2025
Phillip Kirschberg shared his own vain hope – to put hers into perspective.
And I want a Carbon Fiber Aston Martin Valour. We'll just have to see who gets their wish first.
— Phillip Kirschberg (@RushmoreExt23) November 27, 2025
Just as long as she doesn’t head to the UK with her newly discovered royalism.
READ MORE
Image Wikimedia Commons
