The Washington Post advised people to take a ‘fart walk’ after overindulging, and Twitter thought it was a gas – these 18 top takes trumped the lot

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Finally, real journalism. https://t.co/YJumSOiLSh

— Alfie HNG (@lucky_alfieX) November 28, 2025

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Top Tip:
Don’t wait until after Thanksgiving to do all your farts it’ll make life so much more comfortable.

Got an image of small town America full of groups of farty folks roaming the streets,farting on each other,like snowball fights of old. https://t.co/a7ODxjKPuo

— Dunc in a bothy (@1123funko) November 28, 2025

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Out with the old: ‘Democracy Dies in Darkness’

In with the new: ‘Take a Fart Walk’ https://t.co/OmdlPSykwa

— Jackson Peel (@JaxPeel) November 28, 2025

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imma take a fart walk to the living room and take a fart nap on the couch and no one at the Washington Post or my extended family can stop me https://t.co/mMog06zrs5

— … (@MrSnugglePuggle) November 28, 2025

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Please don't put it in the newspaper that I took a fart walk https://t.co/XBjXj2CrIN

— Lon Harris (@Lons) November 28, 2025

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ok thank you The Washington Post https://t.co/I1McSDORZU pic.twitter.com/OOEcNd4JNI

— matt (@ekcollapse) November 28, 2025

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Interesting of you to assume one could safely fart outside without it suddenly evolving into a predicament https://t.co/05Y04mY4va

— Matt (@Yuncle1) November 28, 2025

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Loving the new wapo https://t.co/afOTf8FiSU

— Sam Stein (@samstein) November 28, 2025

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pic.twitter.com/hNC3qE9gR2

— Tully (@JATully4) November 28, 2025

Derek Guy had this to add.

this is why we need to build housing in fart walkable neighborhoods https://t.co/jAMjCPi1S6

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) November 29, 2025

Get Zohran Mamdani on the case.

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