21 guesses at what Trump’s major announcement would be, that were a whole lot more entertaining than the real thing
12.
He's giving an update on his latest round of golf. A bigly 30 under par with 6 holes-in-one apparently. https://t.co/NRUWIIvcYy
— Colin Bradbury (@ColinBradbury3) December 2, 2025
13.
Hes marrying Bibi
— Amanda S. (@Basedtexans) December 2, 2025
14.
Trump sells the naming rights of the White House to Wing Stop. The Wing Stop Palace at Pennsylvania.
— RebelScum (@han64compuserve) December 2, 2025
15.
Trump will show results of his MRI pic.twitter.com/vUdHgO3PfT
— JeSuisCHBleuBlancRouge (@HabsHappy) December 2, 2025
16.
If it’s not a new sale of authentic Trump Les Pauls I just can’t support the guy anymore
— Augustine Cost (@guscost) December 2, 2025
17.
I feel he's finally announcing he's switching sides to Diet Pepsi in the Cola Wars. About time too.
— Jared Shapiro (@GetFitWithJared) December 2, 2025
18.
Sorry folks, there was a fire, the greatest fire ever seen, and all the documents burned up. Computers too. And the Cloud. The cloud is gone forever. I banned clouds and chemtrails. And MRIs, whatever those are.
— ckrpops (@CKRpops) December 2, 2025
19.
New Trump trading card https://t.co/6hNZvzgrtn
— Math Groyper ☦️ (@ironybroforever) December 2, 2025
20.
If he was remotely sensible it would be to announce that Hegseth, Patel and Bondi have all been fired for incompetence.
— Chris_H (@Christo_t_D) December 2, 2025
21.
Pam hid the files on a fishing boat that sadly Pete drank a bottle of wadka Steve gave him and then Pete accidently sank that boats. Oopsie. Oh well, no more evidence so Ghislane gets a pardon and suxit, libs!
— Silence Dogood (@sciencebamf) December 2, 2025
Gavin Newson’s press office had a highly feasible suggestion.
Pardoning himself before releasing the Epstein files? https://t.co/foDGAW7Hoe
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) December 2, 2025
That’ll come later.
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