Our 50 Favourite Funny Bluesky posts of 2025
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So weird how no one invented "looking busy at work despite not being busy" until recently. You'd think someone would've come up with that before now, but no, it's a new trend, with a name that is definitely real and commonly used.
— Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down… and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
— Dreadnought Holiday (@dreadships.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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i guess i don’t necessarily MIND when strangers ask me what my tattoos ‘mean’ i just wish i had a better answer about most of them than ‘it means i had $90 once’
— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.— Paul (@bingowings14.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch
— andy vs (@im-all-id.me) October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Hard to watch Strictly knowing if any of them fall during their dances they get taken out and shot
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
— Bex Luther (@superbreeze.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I'm not sure but I think I might be the first person in the world to hear "the dog's got into the chicken biriyani and it's on the curtains" being shouted up the stairs while I'm on a teams? x
— BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
— Anuj Ahooja (@quillmatiq.com) November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Not to brag but the review by my AirBnB host called me an "ideal guest" because "she was hardly here and the time that she spent here was like she was not here", in case you were wondering what my best quality is
— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I've discovered a magical land through the back of my wardrobe.
The inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile.
49.
The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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