Our 50 Favourite Funny Tweets of 2025
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In retrospect, I guess "one drunken night of stupidity" isn't the best response when a child asks you where babies come from
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) September 11, 2025
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We don't need an elf on the shelf because we've got a pic.twitter.com/NKKdeqgHXE
— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) December 18, 2025
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How much you wanna bet there’s a coyote under that? pic.twitter.com/4w5V2gDiiQ
— Ruairí Ó Cléirigh (@RedKingRuairi1) September 26, 2025
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Sadly minutes after this photograph was taken, Victoria was tied to the top of a lamppost by an elderly short sighted conference attendee. pic.twitter.com/7Blar0JlcT
— Florence Lox (@floboflo) October 6, 2025
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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
— Benny Feldman (@Feldfrog) October 12, 2025
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Oh boy I can't wait to eat my yummy churro! I hope there isn't an abyssal horror coveting it from the shadows… pic.twitter.com/DOP0Yy29UF
— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) October 18, 2025
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Unclear what my dad thinks I get up to in London pic.twitter.com/UWXF9sWBJu
— Martha (@metiskra) October 28, 2025
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In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) November 2, 2024
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Can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/WTHXGqz3xJ
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) November 12, 2025
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This is great news. I’ve been using much more than that. pic.twitter.com/I9s9H5CYNv
— charlie higson (@monstroso) November 18, 2025
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Your mam trying to remember any character from Lord of the Rings pic.twitter.com/OBhQuoPIhy
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) August 10, 2025
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every time I see an American try to explain how Canada "takes advantage of" the USA, I am viscerally reminded why that entire country collectively cannot be trusted with Kinder Surprise Eggs for their own safety
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) February 16, 2025
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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 23, 2025
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As I was driving, some stranger yelled "what's your problem lady?"
So I was honest, I said I drink too much and I can't stop eating chips.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) February 26, 2025
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Our 100 favourite funny tweets of the year, 2024 – Part 1
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