Boris Johnson’s unlikely story about his five-year-old’s question about lamp post flags threatened UK stores of chinny reckon – 17 frank takedowns
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Oh yeah? Well my 18 month old saw this and said, "Boris Johnson? That philandering, inane bumbling cretin, who shouldn't even be allowed near a box of matches, never mind politics? What a cunt!"#FromTheMouthsOfBabies pic.twitter.com/7jH4CbEQBw
— Robin Bastard (@robbacrab) January 4, 2026
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The idea that Boris would speak to his own children is laughable in the extreme. https://t.co/TD16FONd0E
— Hilary McBenn (@callinCHHparody) January 4, 2026
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Did the kid ask this after the more obvious “Who are you??”…. Also Johnson doesn’t specify which of his 5 year olds….. https://t.co/FwecJZqzuB
— Colin J. Blair (@SGT_R0ck) January 3, 2026
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Didn't the other 14 kids to the 9 different mothers ask anything about this? https://t.co/reelUojv30
— Dezzy (@Dezzy_lynam) January 2, 2026
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If a five-year-old is asking political questions about lamp-posts, the problem isn’t Labour, it’s the story being told at home.
— Mansoor Ahmed Qureshi (@MansurQr) January 2, 2026
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Maybe when your five-year old is older you can explain how ‘patriotic’ you were when you said “let their bodies pile high” referring to British citizens dying of Covid, you awful man.
— Angela O'Brien (@GrecianGirly) January 3, 2026
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Oh sure. That's exactly the same conversations I have with my grandkids…not. Who are you trying to kid, Johnson?
— Liz McInnes (@LizMcInnes60) January 2, 2026
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Badly hung flags covered in grime are nearly as patriotic as shafting a country with your Brexit shit and lying to the Queen
— paul (@ollibrocNFT) January 3, 2026
We’ll just leave this here.
I’d be telling my 5 yo that the flags are being put up to scare people who want to come here for a better life. And when they’re old enough we’d be having a chat about why Boris Johnson was one of the worst & most disgraced PMs in history and leaving the ECHR would be as stupid… pic.twitter.com/WYJMLFdsXi
— Fiona-Natasha Syms (@fifisyms) January 2, 2026
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