‘What completely innocent, but mildly infuriating thing does your better half regularly do?’ – 18 irritating entries for the divorce papers

10.

My husband drives like a 100 year old Nana. It absolutely infuriates me. The good news is he finds my driving too fast, so at least we’re both annoyed.
senjii2121

11.

outragedchihuahua
Via

12.

She uses a hair still attached to her head as a piece of floss.
Kamikaze-X

13.

Talks incredibly loud for no reason. He starts talking and it’s like been spoken to by a town crier.
whimsical_skedaddle

14.

My husband leaves empty shower gel bottles in the shower. I’m petty and refuse to remove them myself so they can be there for WEEKS. Once the empty shower gel bottle sat there until after he finished the next bottle so there were two empty ones there for a while.
FragileRunner

15.

He sets his alarm to go off waaaay earlier than he needs so he can snooze it and go back to sleep several times. The problem is, he NEVER gets up before he’s snoozed it at least 3 times but wakes me up a lot earlier than I need to and I can’t go back to sleep.
AngelMumuk

16.

Chucking things away when she doesn’t know what they are and can’t be bothered to check. Normally it’s crap, like junk mail, but she has recycled at least one new credit card along with numerous cables, keys and birthday cards.
gjs78

17.

Makes a cup of coffee in her huge cup and never finishes it – always ends up going down the sink.
pasithea2311

18.

My wife becomes Italian when she is on the phone; swinging her arm around like a defunctional helicopter.

She is completely unaware of this, and the rest of us need to duck and dive to avoid black eyes.
charmingtotal121

It all had a big effect on idris_elbows.

This thread has convinced me to never get a partner!

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