It’s only January, but we’ve already reached peak-Telegraph with this article accusing Labour of damaging high-end cars with ‘socialist speed bumps’
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Karl Marx failed to consider speeding https://t.co/24kJy1DHFn
— Luke (@LukeWhosTalking) January 11, 2026
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This shows a fundamental misunderstanding. The speed bumps mentioned are clearly Communist speed bumps, although I have heard that people have seen anarcho-syndicalist bumps.
It's an insidious threat to democracy.— The Wheel Turns … 〓〓 (@SimonLeggX) January 11, 2026
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I mean, the entire public road network is socialist, if you think about it for 5 seconds.
— Paul Berry #RefugeesWelcome (@pmberry2007) January 11, 2026
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Socialism is giving them the right hump!!!
— RajS (@pdxraj) January 10, 2026
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Spending £100k on a car just to be defeated by several centimetres of elevation
— Larry (@bisthor17) January 11, 2026
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Not running people over is communist
— Lord trot of Waitrose (@Naramsin20) January 11, 2026
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I'm sure they'd be much happier with neoconservative speed bumps.
— Graham Hughes (@GHughes1866) January 11, 2026
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Hostile Architecture is only to be used against the poors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Joseph Browning (@Joseph_Browning) January 11, 2026
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Being a left wing Brit is mostly wishing Labour were anywhere near as cool as the British media thinks they are https://t.co/14tsNw4xU5
— Sauce Close to Beijing (@CurtExplores) January 12, 2026
It looks like @Ianf78 will be having words with Lewisham Council.
Outrageous. They refused to fund my proposed Chairman Mao memorial zebra crossing.
— The Unbearable Shiteness of Ian (@ianf78) January 10, 2026
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