Bookings for the Melania Trump documentary are so bad, they’re making her husband’s approval rating look impressive – 18 hilarious responses revelling in the schadenfreude
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I CANAE BREATHE!!!
— Fucking Bitch Foxy (@foxylustygrover.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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My thoughts on "Melania, the Movie":
— charliebe82.bsky.social (@charliebe82.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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There's only nine million people in Greater London. Where the fuck did they find three to watch this?
— Sam Turner (@renrut-mas.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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3 tickets sold in London for this movie does not mean sales are "soft"
It means people in UK are sane.
— Ellen Friedman (@ellen-friedman.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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— LordSteveyPofStoke (@lordsteveyp.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Watching this page like a hawk.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
— Michael E. Mann (@michaelemann.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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— Benjamin Johns (@baj.bsky.social) January 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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MELANIA 2: RISE OF THE MACHINES
— ellie lockhart (she/they) (@eleanor.lockhart.contact) January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Perhaps this could be her next project.
I wouldn't watch the movie. but i would watch melania sitting alone in the theatre watching her own biopic
— Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. (@jon-snow-420.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If, for some unknown reason, you’d like to see the trailer, you can do that here.
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