This Fox News presenter’s tale of a ‘packed out’ Melania screening was undone by a schoolboy error so basic it hurts
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People screaming “Chicken Jockey!” and throwing popcorn at the Melania movie would have made for some hilarious footage. But why can’t they just say they went and enjoyed it? Why do they have to lie? It wasn’t “standing room only”, it wasn’t “interactive”. It’s a documentary. https://t.co/pYDMn5d6Ar
— Buckley (@ADoseofBuckley) February 2, 2026
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what movie theaters allow standing room… https://t.co/pCd4sjlksD
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) February 2, 2026
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Standing room only? Do theaters sell more tickets than seats? hmmm, somehow I am doubting this story.
— daffodillpicklemoney (@picklemonstern) February 2, 2026
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“The crowd greeted him with a standing ovation, which lasted a full 15 minutes.
“And you can check the tape on that. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was happy.
“The men all had erections, and every single one of the women was ovulating left and right. And no one, no one was… https://t.co/QGLMcgiFN0 pic.twitter.com/aCs5hAIbTb
— Christopher Hale (@chrisjollyhale) February 2, 2026
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“People interplaying with the film” is actually hilarious
The sick part of all this is they aren’t even good liars https://t.co/7z3K5wiJYS
— Justin Kanew (@Kanew) February 2, 2026
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This is simply not how movie theaters work https://t.co/YEngHBI2YX
— meredith (@noyeahobviously) February 3, 2026
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Why MAGA trying to convince us Melania playing like an Avengers movie 😭😭😭 https://t.co/dpeEpKYMo7
— ໊ (@wandasattorney) February 2, 2026
Well let’s not be hasty, and go ruling out the possibility it was a cinema unlike one you or I have ever been to, right? Never less than fair and balanced at the Poke.
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