25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Job interview tip: Show you’ll give 110% by pouring 10% too much water into your glass. Smile knowingly.
— Michael Spicer (@michaelspicer.bsky.social) January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
14.
It is pointless trying to explain anything to a kleptomaniac using metaphors; they take things literally.
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyalex.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
15.
Is there a podcast for Lord of the Rings fans called Tolkien Heads? I for one wouldn't listen to it, because it would be fucking insufferable, but still. Tolkien Heads.🔥
— Ian Martin (@ianmartin.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
16.
He’s talking about the person
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) January 31, 2026 at 2:55 AM
17.
[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.
— fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Me, listening to Beethoven: "when you think about it, its pretty impressive that a dog wrote that"
— Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
20.
I have sciatica, so I have to periodically stand up to stretch my muscles. It's not always an expression of my personal beliefs.
— Lauren Flans (@laurenflans.bsky.social) January 28, 2026 at 5:50 AM
21.
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
22.
The Trump Kennedy Center for the next few years.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
23.
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
— Johan Nohr (@nohr.se) February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
24.
David Bowie: I’ve been putting out fire with gasoline
Fire Warden: Right
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
25.
imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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