This full-throated statement on what Helen of Troy ‘actually looked like’ deserved every bit of the mockery it got. 21 epic takedowns
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This is what Genghis Khan actually looked like… https://t.co/sryuCzcjSP pic.twitter.com/nXRh0MziwB
— Mark Sloan (@marksloan91) February 4, 2026
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Next you'll be telling me that this is Christ. pic.twitter.com/jUWT8pqyZH
— @ . () (@VincentRowlatt) February 2, 2026
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The Odyssey was an actual myth. pic.twitter.com/YxFbZyXWMp
— John the Cliff Dweller (@STFUabtChicago) February 1, 2026
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Helen of Troy should look like this, since she was part swan https://t.co/OEYtufKTyJ pic.twitter.com/sg9otkXWq7
— Becca Dome (@BThunderdome) February 1, 2026
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A big reason Americans arent taught geography is so you can convince them people who lived on the dardanelles looked like this https://t.co/OW4q7I1v4h
— Jane yourmomda (@Outlet_Taster) January 31, 2026
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Or you know, a Greek woman but that's just me (racism ain't tolerated here so any "historian" coming here to be a bigot, kindly fuck off) https://t.co/XnXbGrlLkW
— Vint-Knight (@KnightVint) January 31, 2026
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Sure…and this was King Tutankhamen. pic.twitter.com/Cec87bcazJ
— Bucky Fellini (@Deek161473) February 1, 2026
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lol, no she didn’t because she never existed. Also this is how painters imagined her pic.twitter.com/stX2EXRGjf
— I (@muy_bien_si) February 1, 2026
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This is what Helen of Troy really looked like. https://t.co/nmDVE9ipLD pic.twitter.com/umkBBJzWOz
— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) February 4, 2026
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No. This is what Helen of Troy actually looked like https://t.co/5c4zA86LG6 pic.twitter.com/EQC7KkrR3Z
— ՞. .՞ ᢉ.ᐟ (@t0mat0enj0yer) January 31, 2026
Here’s some advice to live by.
Nietzsche told you to read a book with smaller than 36 point font size. https://t.co/KzTObQIttm pic.twitter.com/8LioHQd40j
— JeepTHEECopacetic (@Mznewzz) February 3, 2026
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