Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT
— Priyanka Lakhara (@codewithpri) February 5, 2026
14.
The Diplomat is a great show but, in terms of realism, what it gets wrong is that for all three seasons, the UK has the same Prime Minister.
— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) February 4, 2026
15.
The most dangerous game to play is “resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm
— Zion (@zionszzn) February 5, 2026
16.
The gallery in my phone is like 67% photos and 33% accidental screenshots of my phone’s wallpaper
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 5, 2026
17.
Everyone’s getting emails from Nigerian princes. I got one from an Egyptian pharaoh. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) February 2, 2026
18.
My electric bill just came today, and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel!
— Old School Eddie (@Old_SchoolEddie) February 4, 2026
19.
I don’t fake laugh at work because I don’t get paid enough to do so. Bump me up a tax bracket and maybe somethin will be funny
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) February 4, 2026
20.
how I clean my room:
1. start in one corner
2. find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours
3. go to bed— parks (@parkersity_9) February 4, 2026
21.
It really annoys me when the cashier checks my money to see if it is real.
If I could print fake money, I wouldn't be shopping at Dollar General Karen.
— Jum (@JesterJum) February 5, 2026
22.
1976: “There will be flying cars in the future.”
2026: pic.twitter.com/e9JVmtHvGE
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) February 2, 2026
23.
You say potato, I say potato. You say tomato, I say tomato. You say aluminum and I beat you to death with an Oxford English Dictionary.
— Ian Power (@IHPower) February 2, 2026
24.
my wedding:
me: "i do"
guests: awwww
me: "or do i?"
guests: OOOOOooooo— (@Arealmfngl) February 4, 2026
25.
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
Me: No no, I’m just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I’ll put it on
Me: I’m literally just reading what it is
Netflix: It’s playing 🙂— ✯ (@_Gottalovezik) February 4, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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