‘What are the best ‘bad haircut’ insults?’ – 21 things to say when your pal has totally ruined their barnet

12.

‘I think it’s great you would do that for charity.’
–MadcowArt

13.

”Did you brush that hair with a toffee apple?”
–HumanCStand

14.

”Made you look, made you stare, made the barber cut your hair. Cut it long, cut it short, cut it with a knife and fork.’

Circa 1971 playground rhyme, southern England.’
–TemperatureSea1662

15.

”Oooh. Bit severe,’ from a work colleague the next day.

Wife was cutting my hair. Expected a No 4, but she’d forgotten to put the guard on, so she’d started to shave my head with a ‘reverse mohican’. She was distraught. I remained calm and simply asked her to finish it and told her that it would grow again.’
–627UK

16.

‘Stare at their head for a moment and then say ‘That reminds me, I need to get a new soup bowl’.’
–LungHeadZ

17.

‘Tell me who cut your hair? Do you want me to punch them for you?’
–JaHizzey

18.

‘Short back and leccy went.’
–LAT96

19.

‘Have you fallen out with your barber?’
–stay_sick_69

20.

‘Does your barber do walk outs?’
–Alpacashapednug

21.

‘When I was about 13 or 14 I got what was supposed to be a graduated bob – similar to Rihanna in her Umbrella video, though that was years from being released so I didn’t yet have it as a reference point – from my neighbour when she was in her trainee hairdresser days, but she didn’t take into account that I have wavy-curly hair (a mix of 2b, 2c and 3a) and for the next several months everyone asked me why I got a Hugh Grant haircut.

This was during his flopsy days – about halfway between Four Weddings and a Funeral and Notting Hill. It was a very distinct cut. I can’t even deny it, I looked just like Hugh Grant, except for being a chubby, somewhat pretty teenage girl.’
–FakeNordicAlien

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