‘What’s your favourite ‘not exactly sweary’ phrase that you’ll randomly yelp out?’ – 23 almost-expletives you can safely yell in public

13.

‘Jon Bon Jesus!’
–R3tardedmonkey

14.

‘Pillock. Mild enough to be allowed on TV in the 80s, doesn’t sound rude until repeated by a small child.’
–Lozy_Lollipop

15.

‘Chuffin’ ‘eck.’
–TheOneWithoutGorm

16.

‘When my lad was starting to walk and talk I started saying ‘monkey lover’ rather than a similar sounding phrase used a lot by Samuel L Jackson. It stuck and I still do it: my lad’s 18 now!’
–Draggenn

17.

‘Crikey Moses.’
–chemo92

18.

‘Fudge Knuckles. No idea why or where it came from!’
–KnitBakePurr

19.

‘Shut the…front door.’
–Adventurous-Egg-8112

20.

‘Blasticles.’
–7ootles

21.

‘Fupping baxtard.’
–West_Yorkshire

22.

‘My four-year-old loves to shout ‘Oh trumpets’ when she drops something or hurts herself.’
–margarine_

23.

‘I twatted my ankle the other day with my son’s off-road scooter and uncharacteristically of me rather than mutter the actual swear words under my breath whilst among children all I could mutter was ‘Bad word! Very bad word!’ whilst hopping about in pain.’
–tired_watchman

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