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Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words
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— Shift (@The_ModernShift) March 11, 2026
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When I read that Trump was making staff wear the same shoes I had assumed it was the same style, rather than the actual shoes! Complete with lifts too by the look of things🤣👞👞 https://t.co/G761RnPps4
— David Glendinning (@djglendinning) March 11, 2026
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thanks for the shoes boss
they fit perfectly pic.twitter.com/lY1Noju0ON— Daze DaVinci ©️ (@dazedavinci) March 11, 2026
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Could be worse….he could be making them all wear these: pic.twitter.com/lE8zvatWmi
— Steven Safran (@SGSafran) March 11, 2026
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Those shoes have more square footage than my first apartment.
— _ (@SundaeDivine) March 11, 2026
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I just know when he walks it sounds like
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP https://t.co/QRzmkIqHiq— Andie (@_AndieLovesYou_) March 11, 2026
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Tbh it is really not funny anymore. A little silly is cool, but this is scary. https://t.co/q3MIwA5Lf0
— fede (@hymage) March 11, 2026
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Trump has begun dressing his cabinet like Ken Dolls. https://t.co/zs6JO6Z2LZ pic.twitter.com/78BSJOpVPN
— Kathleen Tyson (@Kathleen_Tyson_) March 11, 2026
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WHAT IN THE DICTATOR IS THIS
''Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle.''
– The… pic.twitter.com/XF21Zfrr4m
— Bricktop_NAFO (@Bricktop_NAFO) March 11, 2026
In case the thought of Trump having a thing for doling out shoes seems unlikely, here’s JD Vance telling a ‘funny’ story that backs up the claim.
Vice President JD Vance just dropped a hilarious Oval Office story leaving the entire room cracking up.
President Trump glanced over the Resolute Desk at VP Vance and Secretary Marco Rubio and said, “You guys have shitty shoes.”
Right then and there, Trump pulled out a shoe… pic.twitter.com/3Z2xyh9MZK
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 6, 2025
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