Kash Patel has booked the UFC to train the FBI, and it’s the satirists we feel sorry for – 24 knockout reactions
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My 3-year-old son had the same idea last week. https://t.co/uzG6sc1upF
— Rep. Jimmy Gomez (@RepJimmyGomez) March 12, 2026
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I'm looking forward to the video of a Patel recruit climbing onto a fence, flying through the air and dropping an elbow onto a trash can https://t.co/BVWd7CLIzh
— WTFGOP (@doggintrump) March 12, 2026
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it's like the trump admin is just a bad reality TV show
— EJW (@TedWilcox7) March 12, 2026
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POV your FBI agent getting ready to fend off a terrorist https://t.co/oGymlDJyVM pic.twitter.com/hgoZn8ls47
— Jet (@Jet_Limit1) March 12, 2026
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Somewhere, Steven Segal is really mad he didn’t get the call. https://t.co/3gfXCNESEd
— Luke Tarzian (@luke_tarzian) March 12, 2026
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Imagine if our brave bobbies had been trained by Big Daddy. https://t.co/LU0lttpdZy
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) March 12, 2026
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More proof we're living in the movie Idiocracy pic.twitter.com/B4CzCjfihM
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) March 12, 2026
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What a joke. FBI agents are not street brawlers. They interview witnesses, uncover documents, analyze intelligence, and testify in court, usually while wearing a suit and tie. Just one more frolic for Kash at taxpayer expense. https://t.co/1L3BucU1ou
— Barb McQuade (@BarbMcQuade) March 12, 2026
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Dear @TheOnion,
Make up any facts or alternate realities as you see fit. Lampoon whomever you would like. Let fiction run as wild as it needs to ride.
Can you top this ufc kickback scheme?
Your move. https://t.co/D2yRrOQqE1
— Kevin Chouinard (@KLChouinard) March 12, 2026
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This is absolutely fucking humiliating for America. How the fuck is this real life and not a South Park episode
— Cinema Yarn (@CinemaYarn) March 12, 2026
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I love that the FBI is now just a taxpayer-funded program to help a lil 12-year-old boy meet athletes he looks up to https://t.co/qMZHDY3Ovn
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 13, 2026
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We have already reached the “ I don’t know what stories are real or fake” part of AI.
What a dumb time we live in. https://t.co/rfAcpMug1q
— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) March 13, 2026
We suspect they won’t need help in this department.
FBI agents are gonna be trained by UFC fighters on what? How to say slurs better?
— Jay Jurden (@JayJurden) March 12, 2026
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