Simply 23 times the great James May made our day so much better on Twitter
13.
‘You massive bellend’ https://t.co/MlY2Nt6jLs
— James May (@MrJamesMay) December 22, 2025
14.
If you unsubscribe from an internet mailing list but continue to receive emails, then the directors and shareholders of the business concerned should go to prison for 10 years.#MaysBritain
— James May (@MrJamesMay) November 24, 2023
15.
I assume this has been colourised. https://t.co/cIdYhoSjsx
— James May (@MrJamesMay) April 17, 2024
16.
Britain invented ‘the time’, so we decide how it’s expressed. (This post was composed at five and twenty to ten) https://t.co/o6tF9RbT3r
— James May (@MrJamesMay) December 5, 2025
17.
Who, the bloody hell, puts the milk in the bowl first and then the cornflakes?
Just seen this happen and it disturbed me.
— James May (@MrJamesMay) July 3, 2023
18.
No idea what this one means. pic.twitter.com/O6kfLXT7je
— James May (@MrJamesMay) September 2, 2022
19.
Tonight’s linguistic conundrum: if your fridge isn’t cold enough, and you turn that little dial to make it colder, are you turning it ‘up’ or ‘down’?#GreatNightsIn
— James May (@MrJamesMay) June 19, 2023
20.
Am I…
Cooking an exquisite supper for my best girl?
Home alone? pic.twitter.com/rqzEuKufdk
— James May (@MrJamesMay) December 10, 2025
21.
And yet…
The reason you are elected and enjoy the privilege of expressing this view is because many men and women of this country spoke out, and acted, on things they thought wrong.
It’s society, it’s a work in progress, and the process must be allowed to continue. https://t.co/sRQrxIpJh6
— James May (@MrJamesMay) May 7, 2023
22.
This is difficult.
I have been researching the subject for at least five years. The results of my experiments are entirely empirical. I am not sponsored; I have no commercial or political affiliations. My conclusions are scientifically rigorous.
Oven chips are shite.
— James May (@MrJamesMay) February 26, 2023
23.
I have been searching all my life for a Hula Hoop that will pass through another. The last one in this bag might have been it. pic.twitter.com/PElWzFXgtj
— James May (@MrJamesMay) May 4, 2023
And finally …
On this day in 1960, the Enlightenment was brought to a close with the birth of @JeremyClarkson.
< gift pic.twitter.com/6jb2epMSLF— James May (@MrJamesMay) April 11, 2024
And also …
Met a 75-year-old elephant. pic.twitter.com/B6r9Pf28SS
— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 26, 2023
Source @MrJamesMay