Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Daughter refused to sleep in her room last night because she saw a fruit fly earlier and then lost track of it. This has me rethinking the camping trip we have booked this summer.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 4, 2026
14.
Before becoming a parent no one warned me about how much pizza crust I'd eat while standing over the garbage can.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 6, 2026
15.
I used to think half a minute was a really short period of time until they invented the microwave oven.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) April 6, 2026
16.
The least used Italian phrase I have learned. pic.twitter.com/zFj6J9LbfL
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) April 7, 2026
17.
My cat when I'm 37 seconds late feeding him: pic.twitter.com/FS8aazhRiE
— Jayroo (@jayroo69) April 8, 2026
18.
I saw a kid at the gym wearing a Nirvana shirt so I went home and got my Glenn Miller hat. You're not going to out old-school me punk
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) April 6, 2026
19.
Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods. pic.twitter.com/1tXerlxHS9
— Nitor (@Nit0r) April 6, 2026
20.
Not sure how I feel about the new Jeopardy! categories pic.twitter.com/2TFqxIuKIS
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) April 6, 2026
21.
The Earth's surface is 71% water
Water which is non-carbonated
So technically it is flat
— The Catholic Engineer (@TheCatholicEngr) April 6, 2026
22.
Did we ever find out…
what the knights in white sat in?
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) April 5, 2026
23.
America can send humans to the moon but the same people can’t be trusted not to eat pizza boxes? pic.twitter.com/wuuG9S1hFy
— Michelle (@D162Michele) April 3, 2026
24.
this is the worst karaoke bar i’ve ever been to pic.twitter.com/pY7zphBcdp
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) April 4, 2026
25.
Once went to a concert by The Cure at a festival but accidentally saw Placebo instead and didn't notice the difference.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) April 8, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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