A tech company just launched an ‘AI Jesus; that you can pay to talk to and these 15 takedowns are praying it’s a joke

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Jesus looking at AI Jesus from heaven pic.twitter.com/72C30IFrZt

— Gary (@mo94577773) April 12, 2026

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Man made horrors.

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) April 12, 2026

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There’s no way this isn’t some kind of blasphemy

— Master Cheeks (@Bungie_Fanboy) April 12, 2026

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Joe Haldeman has a novel where a guy time traveling into the future finds out Jesus has apparently come back. Except it’s this.

— The Hooter Bear (@TheHooterBear) April 12, 2026

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people are going to be praying to AI GOD, committing crimes and then claim Jesus made them do it.. just watch.

— Jaclyn (@JaclynOnChain) April 12, 2026

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Jesus died for your sins but he’s charging $1.99/min for the follow-up consultation 💳

— He Who Remains (@SamosaPoha) April 12, 2026

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Anything for money huh pic.twitter.com/WTBLIgdfUF

— RaveenousHD (@RaveenousHD) April 12, 2026

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One sin landing you into 3 separate circles of hell Is kinda impressive https://t.co/fScnpE58QD

— Kenjac (@JackKennedy) April 13, 2026

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Paying a subscription for blasphemy is quite a choice.

— Sean ┃ Art Attack X (@art_attackx) April 12, 2026

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