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People have been sharing the secrets of their profession that would shock the public – 17 eye-opening trade secrets

10.

‘You can’t just close a dead person’s eyes with your fingers and have them stay like that like it is in the movies.
We have these plastic eye caps with little spike-like formations that grip the eyelid to keep it closed. And if it’s still being stubborn we’ll glue it shut with Super Glue’
-stevebobeeve

11.

‘I am a professional gardener. If you don’t give me access to your restroom, I am peeing somewhere on your property.’
-redheadonread

12.

‘Nurses are the biggest proponents of mental health stigma I’ve ever encountered. I’ve heard the commentary at nurses stations all over this country. It’s sickening. I can’t believe we nurses are the most trusted profession.’
-Jumpy_Collection_382

13.

‘Food preparers scratch themselves all day long still wearing their sanitary gloves’
-Suitable_Page_7673

14.

‘I’m a teacher and I know a lot more about what goes on in your house than you think I do. And so do my coworkers.’
-Lumpy_Machine5538

15.

‘Lawyer

‘We actually don’t like screwing people over (unless they did something personal to us).

‘Kinda low hanging fruit since I feel like a lot of people know this one, but a judge’s legal analysis of a case is typically, “Could this happen to me? If I ruled this way, how could it impact me?”’
-slusho55

16.

‘The amount of affair hook ups that happen in houses on the market. 🤮🤮🤮 Now that there are more indoor cameras it has become less ( based on what office gossip says not science)’
-NamelessUnicorn

17.

‘Geophysicist here. We are significantly more fucked than most people understand.’
-Perfect_Zone_4919

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