Twitter funny tweets of the week
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Everyone knows about famous painter Bob Ross but few have heard about his brother, Albert, who was famous for his 8 foot wingspan…
— JW (@baronlordvader) July 23, 2026
14.
Germany will make you feel bad for being only one "Dr" pic.twitter.com/1mJFADgWi1
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) July 21, 2026
15.
Apparently, Kohls cash, and MyMcDonalds rewards points aren’t calculated into one’s net worth, which means I’m considerably less affluent than I previously thought.
— (@MoMohler) July 20, 2026
16.
The phrase “almost there” has been used by hikers for centuries. Historians believe it has never been accurate.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) July 21, 2026
17.
Does Not Rhyme
-through
-cough
-though
-rough
-boughDoes Rhyme
-pony
-bologna— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) July 22, 2026
18.
The UK will soon have 11 living former Prime Ministers – enough for a football squad. Although most of them play on the right wing.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) July 21, 2026
19.
Me reading philosopher A: ”yeah this makes total sense”
Me reading philosopher B absolutely ripping A to shreds: ”wow I can’t believe A is such an idiot”
Me reading A again: ”yeah this makes total sense”.
— Richard of the secular realm (@LatFilosof) July 22, 2026
20.
"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
— (@foreeeeeal) July 22, 2026
21.
If you want to drive an electric car
You have to have a current license
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) July 23, 2026
22.
(Me flirting)
“So, is there a Mr. Information?”— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) July 21, 2026
23.
Yes, this floating tent sleeps 4 and offers a cool new way to die while camping. pic.twitter.com/TZSIXCxcJD
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) July 21, 2026
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— jaden (@liljay11k) July 22, 2026
25.
There’s nothing more alarming than when someone blurts out, “What are you doing on [insert any day]?” and then waits expectantly for your response.
It should be illegal not to state the activity first – i.e., “I’m having a barbecue on Saturday. Would you like to come?” Simply…
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 23, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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