Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Preparing to tell my dentist that I haven’t really flossed at all since my last visit but I’ve done a lot of other things I’m really proud of
— paige (@BonerWizard) August 12, 2026
14.
I took a week off work and learned two things:
1. I thrive in a life of leisure.
2. I cannot currently afford a life of leisure.— ً (@omgsidewalks) August 13, 2026
15.
Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?
And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…
I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.
— Jim (@centristjim1) August 13, 2026
16.
Before the internet, these people would take your order, write down an address, and deliver a pizza to your home in less than 30 minutes by using a paper map like some sort of mystical land pirate. pic.twitter.com/mwJgf9pteJ
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) August 13, 2026
17.
Thank god they didn’t watch Chernobyl https://t.co/kuyBuVEVdL
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 10, 2026
18.
Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry
— Arbaz kakkar (@arbazkakkar5) August 8, 2026
19.
my 68-year-old mother is helping my 94-year-old grandma recover from an email hack. it's like watching a monkey play cards with a horse
— trash jones (@jzux) August 11, 2026
20.
I don’t normally brag about my expensive trips, but we just got back from the vet.
— Wholesome Side of (@itsme_urstruly) August 8, 2026
21.
That's the whole show 😭 pic.twitter.com/aJohnwiQh0
— THE X FILES AESTHETICS (@XFilesAesthetic) August 11, 2026
22.
does this store want me to become Shaggy pic.twitter.com/rMi2FDIPef
— visu 🌋 (@visuzen) August 10, 2026
23.
divorce court should let you pick walkout music
— Fawf (@Fawf_iguess) August 10, 2026
24.
They say we lack real community but with the help of my seven ring cameras I'm really getting to know my neighbors.
— Henry 3000 (@Henry_3000) August 12, 2026
25.
Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous
— wicked wigger of the west (@Nick_Cerveza) August 11, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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