25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
(walking face first into a cobweb) my spidey sense is tingling
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) 31 August 2026 at 18:44
14.
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) 31 August 2026 at 22:31
15.
any wine pairs well with not giving a shit
— Skinnie Talls (@skinnietalls.bsky.social) 31 August 2026 at 23:40
16.
microdosing sleep by blinking a lot
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) 1 September 2026 at 00:24
17.
kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) 1 September 2026 at 01:39
18.
Me after the Bank Holiday remembering I have a job.
19.
Heartbreaking. The end of meteorological summer, when you have to explain to your garden furniture why you must now imprison it in a cold, dark shed for the winter. "It's for your own good," I tell an angry deckchair as it tries to snap shut on my hand. I lock the shed door, fighting back my tears.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 1 September 2026 at 09:44
20.
If I were Aladdin I'd probably have addressed my crushing poverty before trying to impress some broad.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) 31 August 2026 at 15:04
21.
Turns out that ‘picky bits’ aren’t bogies. Another picnic ruined.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) 31 August 2026 at 15:20
22.
Will not be watching this chat show but thanks
— Nicola (@scrapegroat.bsky.social) 30 August 2026 at 11:43
23.
Bought myself a big Toblerone & I feel like I’ve broken an unspoken law of the universe, as if nothing is sacred & there are no rules in the world.
They are a present, a thing people bring you back from holiday: one does not just buy a big Toblerone, the same as one does not simply walk into Mordor— Rose Ruane (@regretteruane.bsky.social) 30 August 2026 at 16:55
24.
when u r not specific enough explaining a wish to a genie
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 30 August 2026 at 21:01
25.
Pet Store Manager: What qualifies you to work here?
Applicant: I'm kinda sweet yet sad & a tiny bit creepy
Pet Store Manager: Welcome to the team
— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) 29 August 2026 at 20:41
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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