People have been sharing their especially inventive euphemisms for going for a number two and it’s top-tier toilet humour
8.
Pardon me, I have to go release some hostages
— cgjohnsongeo (@cgjohnsongeo) September 2, 2026
9.
My favorite is “Making statues of my enemies”
— Tard Slapper (@TardSlapper) September 2, 2026
10.
Got one breaking daylight!
— DeepCreekJack (@DeepCreekJack) September 2, 2026
11.
Losing some brown pounds… https://t.co/HQGHbgf7BH
— Citizen Dick (@bondoa6) September 2, 2026
12.
I was downloading ShatGPT https://t.co/UFqEvgFtRR
— howyoul1kemenow (@howyoul1kemenow) September 2, 2026
13.
Making a deposit https://t.co/Yfa5wjWlmb
— Vaustolio (@Thedorgy) September 2, 2026
14.
“Time to do the old Grunt and Shudder”
“I got one in the chamber”
“There’s and enemy at the gates”
“That fart had atomic mass.” https://t.co/e0VcyYvVAr— 🌘🎶deFronsac🎶🌒 (@Okochobeef) September 2, 2026
15.
I’ve got to go craft a masterpiece
Or
I have to go build a monument
— Rycamor (@rycamor) September 2, 2026
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