25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
avoid long lines by never going anywhere
— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk.wtf) 7 September 2026 at 00:16
14.
Brevity is the soul of et cetera
— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) 7 September 2026 at 21:22
15.
I need a personal assistant whose job is to tell me where I put the thing I was just holding 30 seconds ago
— Devi (@deviwestside.bsky.social) 7 September 2026 at 15:53
16.
electric toothbrushes are the escalators of dental care
— gwen pepperoni ️⚧️ (@gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social) 8 September 2026 at 05:24
17.
If you see me with a hammer in the kitchen I’m just making thortillas
18.
If you walk into a meeting and look around the table and you’re not sure who the ninja is, it could be you.
But it’s more likely that the real one is in the crawl space above the ceiling tiles.
19.
They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) 5 September 2026 at 22:30
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understandable
21.
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) 7 September 2026 at 10:51
22.
Friends FACT: Matt LeBlanc's full name is Matthew LeBlanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Pause Blanckety Blanc.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) 7 September 2026 at 11:15
23.
We're being told we should start hoarding essentials because of extreme weather. It's a total déjà vu to the pandemic lockdown when we had to stockpile pasta, yeast and toilet paper. Those were some of the worst meals I've ever eaten.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 4 September 2026 at 20:32
24.
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris?
No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.— trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) 6 September 2026 at 09:37
25.
I've opened a shop that sells extremely poor quality torches and pitchforks. The townsfolk are furious, I assume.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) 8 September 2026 at 08:42
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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