US conspiracy theorists RFK Jr.
We regret to inform you that RFK Jr is ‘looking at chemtrails’, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 26 scathing responses
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I have a rule, whenever someone starts talking about chem trails and fake moon landings, the conversation is over. Talking to crazy people is a waste of time. https://t.co/DbVwWhE76h
— Eugene (@ScienceDJX) September 17, 2026
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Can we restore to a previous save point like in Skyrim? https://t.co/BgN1kIeJB5
— Fan (@maybef4n) September 17, 2026
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I’m glad we’re finally tackling the real issues https://t.co/MD0VgHS6cx
— Matt Coker (@StormCoker) September 17, 2026
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What’s next? Raiding Area 51? Looking at every rainbow for pots of gold? Hunting the chupacabra? https://t.co/Oyw4Dnp5Ce
— LuigiBOmalley2 (@LuigiOmalley2) September 17, 2026
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We're going to be burning witches soon, aren't we? https://t.co/JbDyOcY4Ia
— Dr. Janet (@acerbicwit12) September 17, 2026
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Chemtrails might be the single dumbest conspiracy. I take flat earthers more seriously than people who think water vapor is doing mind control or manipulating the weather or whatever. https://t.co/H7ift7LAvT
— Nate Igor Smith (@drivenbyboredom) September 17, 2026
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Even some of the most right wing “let’s own the libs” people around here have to be rolling their eyes at how stupid this is https://t.co/FEzXqMg5Zb
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 17, 2026
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We’re all getting diarrhea with our salads but the Health Secretary is busy investigating water vapor in the sky https://t.co/tIm9WNmufw
— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) September 17, 2026
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People out here getting diarrhea from lettuce, every food is being recalled and people are dying from measles yet the HHS secretary is focusing on chemtrails.
— Covie (@covie_93) September 17, 2026
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Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
— NYTPitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 17, 2026
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Next he will expose the truth about the flat earth https://t.co/5vBKX4QCy4
— The Real Truther (@thereal_truther) September 17, 2026
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Once we're done with chemtrails we're going to investigate Witches. It'll be like the Salem Witch Trials except we're doing the whole country. https://t.co/1c07m86fA2
— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) September 17, 2026
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Honestly one of the dumbest conspiracy theories, up there with “the us military fought giants in Afghanistan” and “underground the pyramids actually keep going” https://t.co/yOqLzOUy4c
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) September 17, 2026
Understatement of the Year.
Y’all, this timeline is not going well. https://t.co/jnqUAeFi6P
— Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@jimstewartson) September 17, 2026
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