In the all-time worst date hall of fame surely none will ever go wrong in such hilarious style as this one

We’ve been on a few bad first dates in the past. In fact, most of our first dates were bad ones, but that’s between us and our therapist.

But we’ve never been on one quite so bad – or unexpected – as this one, a proper hall of famer shared back in the day by @itssraych on Twitter and it’s still – still! – never been bettered.

And this is how it went.

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