Really sorry this happened Tom. Us older folk drone on about how easy the youth of today have it but this is hard proof there’s never been a more difficult time to live in the world.
Frankly if you deal with a lid like a 5 year old child you deserve to walk around looking like orange juice dribbled down your chin all day
— any other leader would be 20 points ahead (@anyotherleader1) September 28, 2026
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Can confirm that yesterday I managed to successfully open an M&S bottle of orange juice with bits and drink all of it without getting it down my shirt. Because I am not a simpleton.