I hate it when podcasts do live recordings. I've spent three years pretending these people are my personal friends. Why would I want to share them with an auditorium?
I found a magic lamp, and when I rubbed it an AI genie emerged and offered me three wishes. It repeated my first wish back to me, got it wrong, apologised, got it wrong again, then everything went dark and now I’m inside the lamp and the genie is out there impersonating me. Help.