Pete Hegseth went for a run with the troops and it’s unintentionally the funniest and most humiliating thing he’s ever done (wait for it!)

this man would not survive a Pilates class https://t.co/9SrEI2xtNH

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) October 7, 2026

Struggling to keep up with the minorities he's trying to erase….

— Covie (@covie_93) October 7, 2026

Okay, who did this? Oh it was me. (sound up) https://t.co/dVUZCTX1mH pic.twitter.com/wOUJVCfmsC

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 7, 2026

Looks like he might need some testosterone shots. https://t.co/iVkD3WbykA

— Covie (@covie_93) October 8, 2026

Surprised he's in San Diego considering Trump wouldn't mind Iran destroying it

— Sean (@Were_All_Dudes) October 7, 2026

The funny thing is that he doesn’t realize how stupid this looks to everyone but the most fanatical MAGA cultists. Even his own staff must be rolling their eyes at this crap.

— Ariel Gonzalez (@ArielGonzalez_1) October 7, 2026

This dude is a clown. https://t.co/pD9j5HwksP

— LanaQuest aka RosaSparks (@LqLana) October 8, 2026