King Charles asked for daily updates on the protests and people were happy to oblige – 13 funniest comebacks
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Armando Iannucci has been magnificently taking Elon Musk down one tweet at a time and it’s a supremely satisfying read
Lee Anderson defended the rioters by saying ‘we all do daft things when we’re young’ and the internet responded as one
Tim Walz’s JD Vance gag was already good but his Trump takedown was a humdinger
A bigot challenged Armando Iannucci’s right to call himself ‘British’ and what followed shows exactly what we’re up against
Nigel Farage was asked if he’s worried about the police knocking on his door and he really doesn’t like it up him
Amid the gloom of the riots gripping the country right now, these 23 tweets were a most welcome ray of light
This Dutch couple’s brutal take on the state of the US right now went wildly viral because they didn’t just speak for the Netherlands
A protestor pining for the days of ‘old England’ was asked what their country had lost and his answer was a proper humdinger
Gillian Anderson just hilariously cleared up why she kissed David Duchovny before her boyfriend and it’s simply fabulous
The Daily Mail’s Andrew Pierce asked an MP how his paper had ‘fanned the flames of hate’ and this A++ response was the only one you need
This protestor’s attempt to disguise their identity wasn’t the win they thought it was and this A++ comeback said it best
This straight-talking Scouser’s takedown of the rioters who burned down her local library had the entire internet cheering
These ‘Little Englanders’ will already have you facepalming into next week but the jaw-dropping payoff is simply incredible
Liz Truss is speaking at the Edinburgh fringe and of all the fabulous comebacks this one surely said it best
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