JD Vance couldn’t believe how cold it was in Greenland and it’s surely the least presidential greeting to US troops ever – 17 cold as ice comebacks
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.JD Vance said you can’t ignore Donald Trump’s ‘desires’ towards Greenland and these 17 appalled responses surely say it all
Donald Trump appeared to forget the word ‘criminal’ and what happened next is the very definition of unnervingly funny
JD Vance said Denmark had ‘not done a good job’ for the people of Greenland and of all the A++ comebacks this one hit hardest
JD Vance said the US had ‘no other option’ but to take Greenland and was schooled all the way around the world and back
JD Vance made a schoolboy error visiting marines before his Greenland trip and was schooled into next year
The White House send JD Vance was ‘firing freedom seeds’ and got all the responses they deserved
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Mark Carney’s epic rebuke of Donald Trump is a devastating watch and the sort of statesmanship he could only dream about
JD Vance took time out from salivating over Greenland to address US marines dressed like this and the entirety of the internet responded as one
JD Vance drastically scaled back his Greenland visit to basically a day trip and the whole of Europe cheered – 17 funniest and most savage good riddances
This British journalist wouldn’t take MTG’s ‘go back to your own country’ for an answer and the American reporter’s A++ follow-up was slam-dunk magnificent
A Maga said gun-firing JD Vance was ‘the most based VP in history’ and of all the A++ comebacks this one beat all-comers
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JD Vance claimed the Signal Gate story had been ‘oversold’ and was schooled into the next millennium
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