These 21 next-level passive aggressive notes are a hilarious masterclass in hands-off hostility
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.This magnificent X-Files moment is our new favourite outtake that wasn’t taken out
You don’t have to like Keir Starmer to enjoy his A++ takedown of Nigel Farage which was an instant hall of famer
This American grandma’s complaint about her burned pumpkin pie and the Facebook pile-on that followed is a classic of the genre
This ‘greatest diary entry of all time’ by Michael Palin has just gone viral again and it’s the best minute or two you’ll spend today
Joey Barton and his followers are already het up about Alex Scott and she’s not even got Gary Lineker’s MotD job yet and you love to see it
The ‘funniest answer we’ve ever had on Pointless’ will never fail to make our day better
People love this hilarious glimpse of Sweep’s legs on a Sooty and Friends trip to the swimming pool which just went wildly viral
The Daily Mail shoehorned a Meghan Markle angle into the Archbishop of Canterbury scandal and got precisely the responses they deserved
23 of the funniest and occasionally seriously unnerving pictures from the fabulous ‘Please hesitate to reach out’ on Instagram
Gary Lineker’s leaving Match of the Day so enjoy these 16 times he gloriously owned Piers Morgan into next season
Simply 13 times departing Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker made our day so much better on Twitter
This woman turned to Twitter after her boyfriend said she had ‘fat hands’ and of all the blistering comebacks, this one totally nailed it
This American trolled Kamala Harris for drinking while playing with her family and of all the responses this A++ comeback was simply brutal
16 wildly irritating things that people say that sound like compliments but are in fact the total opposite
©2026 The Poke. All rights reserved.
Operated by Digitalbox Publishing Ltd.
Digitalbox Publishing Ltd. Co Reg No. 09909897
T&C's | Cookie Policy | Privacy Policy | Consent Settings | Copyright Notice | Editorial Policies & Contact Information | Meet the Team
