Celebrity p.12

The magnificent Brian Cox had the perfect final word on the asteroid that may – or may not – hit Earth in 2032

Adrian Chiles knocks it out of the park once again with his latest surreal Guardian column

This fabulous Tracey Ullman sketch just went viral and you don’t have to be a woman of a certain age to appreciate it (but it helps)

21 favourite reactions to Jaden Smith’s eye-catching choice of Grammys outfit

Recently defrocked ‘Father’ Calvin Robinson is now touting for business on Cameo, and his bio is something else

Ignacio Lopez’ story of a train guard going full Columbo on a ticket cheat is forever in the hall of fame

The Traitors star Alexander’s story about being caught out in a lie is today’s must-watch funny thing

Stuart Maconie’s gloriously forensic takedown of Jacob Rees-Mogg is today’s most satisfying thing

Duncan Bannatyne said the UK wants Trump for PM, and the internet called him out – 14 top reactions

Piers Morgan picked a fight with Hugh Grant and suffered a humiliating technical knock-out

Piers Morgan accused Hugh Grant of hypocrisy and was magnificently owned into next year

Someone did a vox pop interview with Willem Dafoe without recognising him, and it’s lovely stuff!

This video of Brewdog’s James Watt and Georgia Toffolo ‘roasting’ each other had people hollering into next week

11 world-class responses to Andrew Tate saying he has only driven 20 of his 85 cars

People loved the fun and accessible way that Bob the Drag Queen corrected a misconception about astronomy