Celebrity p.61

Gordon Ramsay’s story of having to sell his Porsche to get a flat deposit might be the least relatable anecdote ever

Patrick Stewart writing about his first American hamburger is simply fabulous (and impossible not to read in his voice)

If you boiled down The One Show this fabulously funny 26 seconds is the essence you’d have left

Gordon Ramsay’s hilarious reaction to this ‘tombstone’ of beef is only as bad as it deserves

‘One of the greatest ever social media posts’ has gone viral again and it’s an absolute treat

Someone sent this old Lynda Carter workout viral and no-one nailed it better than Wonder Woman herself

Someone tried to scam Derren Brown and everyone made the same joke (well, nearly everyone)

People enjoyed Eddie Marsan’s takedown of Laurence Fox after he said ‘diversity is not our strength’

Mike Skinner couldn’t get over the ‘Salford’ backdrop on BBC Breakfast and it’s a supremely awkward watch

This Disney movie used AI to fill in crowd scenes to devastatingly bad effect and Jemaine Clement had the best response

Denise Richards suggested an OnlyFans collaboration with her daughter and the internet spoke as one

The BBC Archive shared a 1991 world record attempt involving Dara Ó’Briain – which was news to him

Greg James is plotting a cracking revenge after this royal burn from Prince William

Chris Packham had the very best response for someone hoping to identify this (NSFW) ‘jellyfish’

This Morning’s farewell to Holly Willoughby was totally spellbinding (and not in a good way)