Entertainment p.9

Whichever MasterChef editor used this same terrifying image of Gregg Wallace 3 times in a minute, take the rest of the week off

Jennifer Saunders’ magnificent takedown of Nigel Farage just went wildly viral and it’s absolutely fabulous

We defy you to find a better cover of Billie Jean than this eyebrow-raising guitar performance

Vince McMahon showed up in the Hulk Hogan documentary and he looks… well, we’ll let these 17 Twitter responses describe his appearance

You’ll never get better advice on the topic of cramp than from this hall-of-fame baseball player interview

‘I just couldn’t connect to violence being the answer’ – Will Smith’s reason for turning down ‘Django Unchained’ had everyone’s irony meters exploding

Garron Noone called out the internet’s container obsession in the most satisfyingly sweary way

The twist in this tale of a spectacularly bad stand-up comedy gig just never gets old

This Twitter user found the “worst song ever made” – and it somehow pissed off the band’s fans and haters equally

Concert cleanup crew members are sharing the worst things they’ve found after a show, and maybe we should all just listen at home

People have been sharing the saddest movie scenes ever and we’re not crying, YOU’RE crying – 21 guaranteed blubbers

South Park just raised the Trump stakes even higher and the Dora the Explorer payoff is magnificently outrageous

Neil de Grasse Tyson’s mouse-related tip for animal-lovers may not go down well with the house-proud

Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted boarding Jeff Bezos’s yacht and the smackdowns came raining down – 17 of the most brutal and totally on-point

Simply the funniest interpretation of the workings of the toddler mind you’ll anytime soon