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This guy said he could write as well as Shakespeare if only he had time and the responses were a work of art

Jon Sopel was told not to believe everything he sees and his comeback was A++

14 favourite funny differences between Darth Vader and Donald Trump

‘What’s a little lie you tell yourself on a frequent basis?’ – 19 familiar suggestions

21 pulp fiction books made even better with hilarious new titles (NSFW)

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

Laurence Fox asked for any ‘dinghies returning back to the continent’ and this reply was A++

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

What could be better in October than a haunted house meme? 19 spooktacular examples

People enjoyed Greggs’ trolling of Kylian Mbappé after a Geordie fan said this about Newcastle’s Champions League win over PSG

23 of the best (and sort of worst) animal jokes you’ve been telling us

It’s not been a great day for Laurence Fox who was arrested and lost his job at GB News – 13 smoking responses

Rishi Sunak’s wife Akshata Murty was his surprise warm-up act at the Tory conference – only 17 responses you need

Rishi Sunak is finally set to scrap the Manchester leg of HS2 – 17 first-class responses

Liz Truss has been stringing words together in public again – 17 favourite responses