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Alison Hammond had the best response to a viewer who said her ‘Rolex’ made her feel uncomfortable

This ‘greatest opening paragraph to an article ever’ has just gone viral and it’s quite the read

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

‘What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?’ – 21 dead discreet giveaways

Elon Musk is introducing a $1 per year fee ‘to combat Twitter bots’ – these 18 tweeters offered their ten cents

Someone tried to scam Derren Brown and everyone made the same joke (well, nearly everyone)

Someone suggested women didn’t need their own armour and this comeback was A++

21 times James Fridman used his next-level photo-editing skills to brilliant comedic effect

People enjoyed Eddie Marsan’s takedown of Laurence Fox after he said ‘diversity is not our strength’

23 petty, crazy and mindblowing reasons people have been told off on Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

A visitor to the UK called for us to adopt European style plugs and united the nation

Chris Packham had the very best response for someone hoping to identify this (NSFW) ‘jellyfish’

This ‘Yorkshire pudding fondue’ got an absolute roasting – 14 favourite funny reactions