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How many of these 19 trials and tribulations of reaching your 40s can you already tick off?

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Brits have been sharing the many, many ways they have of saying they’re really busy – 19 familiar suggestions

Just when this £1,350 a month room to rent can’t get any more jaw-dropping, along comes the next house rule – only 17 responses you need

19 of the very familiar lies we tell ourselves every day

Nigel Farage took offence at this man’s British citizenship ceremony and of all the comebacks this one shouted loudest

America’s not exactly going bananas for the new Robbie Williams monkey biopic and it’s wiv da Angels now

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

17 expertly self-penned scathing responses to the news that Grok can rewrite people’s tweets in different styles and dialects

The ‘Blocking is not enough’ joke format wishes some delightfully petty inconveniences on internet trolls – 23 funny favourites

An artist has remade a Jurassic Park scene with accurate dinosaurs and it’s brought online pedants out in force

19 weird, wonderful and WTF moments found on UK Facebook

Someone dropped by from the 1950s to whine about a tampon machine in the gents’ toilets – 15 entertaining clapbacks

When people ‘made movie titles less intense’ was one of our favourite things on Twitter – 26 adrenaline-sapped crackers

Hercules actor Kevin Sorbo said Christianity is the only religion that treats women as equals – thoughts and prayers with his notifications