News p.18

Andy Murray had the best reaction to a poll finding 1 in 4 Brits think they could be Olympians in 2028 if they train from now

RIP to Aussie Jack Karlson, star of the funniest, most quotable real life arrest video of all time

Joe Lycett’s open letter to Nigel Farage ends with a brilliant joke about his choice of font

This comedian’s old gag about immigration and integration in Britain is as relevant today as ever

This Yorkshirewoman’s speech about being proudly working class and anti-racist is just the thing you need to hear this week

Of all the brilliant gags about the protestors occupying a traffic island, this one was simply magic

This attempt to occupy a traffic roundabout is today’s biggest racist riots facepalm

Nigel Farage’s excuse for spreading misinformation was that he heard it from that bastion of reliability – Andrew Tate

Nigel Farage was asked if he’s worried about the police knocking on his door and he really doesn’t like it up him

Anti-immigration riots hit differently in Belfast – and this Irish comedian nailed the darkly comic reason why

Elon Musk is suing advertisers for not advertising on the platform formerly known as Twitter – 22 cries of ‘WTF’

Amid the gloom of the riots gripping the country right now, these 23 tweets were a most welcome ray of light

A protestor pining for the days of ‘old England’ was asked what their country had lost and his answer was a proper humdinger

The Daily Mail’s Andrew Pierce asked an MP how his paper had ‘fanned the flames of hate’ and this A++ response was the only one you need

This protestor’s attempt to disguise their identity wasn’t the win they thought it was and this A++ comeback said it best