News p.19

Edward Snowden’s hot password tip will have you shuddering into next week

The moment Sky News announced the Pope’s death was the very definition of a screeching handbrake turn for the ages

Tom Swarbrick wasn’t taking any nonsense from Trump’s arrogant spokesperson, and it’s a very satisfying watch

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott blamed the on-going Heathrow shutdown on ‘working from home’ and was owned into next week

The Guardian’s no stranger to entertaining corrections but there’s a new king in town and it’s magnificent

Sky News just said the SAS cancelled 12 flights into Heathrow and it’s the funniest, most flabbergasting schoolboy error you’ll see this year

Tesla stock is plummeting, and people just love that for Elon Musk – 21 nuggets of schadenfreude

Captain Tom’s daughter chose the wrong day to go on GMB because Rob Rinder was presenting and his A++ interrogation had everyone purring

The new Private Eye nails Donald Trump’s ‘Ukraine peace plan’ so accurately it hurts

Victoria Derbyshire’s takedown of Trump’s counter-terrorism director over Ukraine was magnificently done and had Brits everywhere cheering

The Church of England wants the public to suggest names for the next Archbishop of Canterbury – Will they never learn?

Elon Musk said he loves Donald Trump “as much as a straight man can love another man” – 17 very manly reactions, none of that funny business

Liz Kendall said some people on benefits “are taking the mickey” – and Diane Abbott spoke for many with her blunt response

London’s King’s Cross is planning to hide train departures ‘so people don’t rush’ – 21 blistering responses definitely worth catching

Donald Trump seems to think flights in the US cost $2 – 15 first-class responses to bring him back down to earth