Politics p.38

A Republican senator warned that eating foreign shrimp could turn you into the ‘chestburster’ from Alien – 17 of the most acidic and on-point takedowns

Nigel Farage was asked why he was in the US and not at PMQs and his furious response tells you all you need to know about the man

Isabel Oakeshott criticised Angela Rayner for ‘deliberately’ avoiding tax and people said it was the very definition of ‘a bit rich’

Fox News says harping on Donald Trump’s erratic behavior and appearance is ‘ageism’ and Twitter’s irony police came swarming to the scene of the crime

Give this congressman who magnificently owned Nigel Farage over his two-tier ‘free speech’ the rest of the week off

Keir Starmer’s going thorough the mill right now but his PMQs takedown of Nigel Farage had all the right people applauding

People were asked what Nigel Farage looks like here and of all the funny answers this A++ response knocked the rest out of the park

An ‘Ultra Maga’ posted a picture of a supposed ‘populist uprising in the UK’ and was owned so brutally it hurts

Not that you needed proof, but this old Letterman clip confirms it’s really difficult to differentiate between Donald Trump and a monkey

Turns out Yvette Cooper has got more flags than a flagshagger at a flag convention in Flagland – 23 funniest and totally on-point responses

This appalling exchange captured by Sky News is a horrific snapshot of precisely where the UK is right now

A Nigel Farage fan suffered a meltdown over this English Heritage family photo and was magnificently owned into next year – 14 blue plaque comebacks

A ‘British patriot’ was desperate for this policeman to shake his hand and ended up furiously spitting feathers – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses

Douglas Carswell’s despicable tweet got all the responses it deserved but no-one said it better than the great Adam Kay

Kemi Badenoch’s tale of being offered a place at Stanford University when she was 16 has been completely unravelled …by Stanford