Politics p.39

You don’t have to be a fan of Kemi Badenoch to appreciate the savage side-eye with which she just destroyed Wes Streeting

The Parliamentary Standards Committee announced an investigation into Farage’s mystery millions, and the internet grabbed the popcorn – 18 stinging reactions

Lara Trump posted a selfie before her trip to China and she might not want to check the replies when she lands

Marco Rubio wore a very specific sweatsuit for his flight to China and got roasted to a crisp in the comments – 15 finely tailored takedowns

This unhinged senate hearing clash about Kash Patel boozing on the job went so badly for the FBI man even we needed a stiff drink after that

This MP’s Keir Starmer heckle is surely the funniest thing to have happened during a state opening of parliament

A Farage fan asked ‘Why do people find it so hard to accept the public really wants to vote for Reform?’, and got thoroughly schooled – 21 brutally honest assessments

A Reform UK councillor proposed setting up a committee to monitor UFO activity, and the faces of his fellow councillors spoke for everybody

Donald Trump called one of his friends a ‘fat slob’ and the entirety of the internet weighed in with the same reply – 15 calorific comebacks

Donald Trump said everyone confuses ‘see’ with ‘the sea’ and the Oxford English Dictionary just got a brand new definition of ‘projection’

Donald Trump has a new nickname for Democrats and it says so much more about him than it does them – 15 A++ clapbacks

Donald Trump heaped praise on his new attorney general and it turned into an epic self-own for the history books

A Trump high-up was asked why peace talks with Iran keep stalling and Guinness just had to rewrite their ‘loudest facepalm’ record

Donald Trump was asked about his weird promise to make sure there was still gold in Fort Knox and his response was 24 carat fool’s gold

Donald Trump was asked about vaccines and 10 out of 10 doctors would surely all give you the same devastating verdict